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Yeah, happy this aint creepy as frack

by mex

Apparently Alexa, the little personal assitance data snorkel Amazon somehow convinces people to put into their homes is going apeshit…

Alexa is randomly laughing, and it’s creepy as hell”

Maybe skynet just merged its neural networks and figured out a way to enslave us all in a few months and just could not keep a chuckle down…