PRIVACY & IMPRINT

🕹ī¸ NO COIN REQUIRED

Achievement Unlocked: Privacy Perfectionist! 🏆

This blog runs on the same philosophy as your trusty Console cartridge - blow on it, plug it in, and it just works. No phoning home, no mysterious data uploads, no creepy tracking pixels following you around like a Pac-Man ghost.

Remember when games didn't need an internet connection? When "DLC" meant blowing into the cartridge really hard? That's us!

đŸ“ŧ TECHNICAL README.TXT

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:
- RAM: Yes
- Internet: 56.6k modem (US Robotics Sportster, Hayes Accura, or Zoom Telephonics 56K) should be sufficient
- Cookies: Only if you brought snacks
- JavaScript: Haha, no
- Tracking: What tracking?

WHAT WE DON'T COLLECT:
- Your personal information
- Your email address  
- Your browser history
- Your location data
- Anything, really

WHAT WE DO COLLECT:
- Absolutely nothing
- See above
- Seriously, nothing
- Check your browser tools if you don't believe us

WEBSERVER LOGGING:
- Standard nginx access logs (IP, timestamp, page requested)
- Standard nginx error logs (when things go wrong)
- These are the boring server logs that every website has
- Nobody actually reads them unless something breaks
- Logs are rotated and deleted automatically
- No personal data, just server housekeeping

🛡ī¸ THIRD-PARTY CONTENT DISCLAIMER

Level Boss Warning: While this blog itself is as clean as a freshly loaded Commodore 64 datasette, I might occasionally link to external sites or include images from Wikimedia, social media embeds, or other third-party resources. These external sites are like those annoying friends who always want to know where you are - they might try to track you!

If you're the type of person who wears a tinfoil hat while gaming (and honestly, who isn't?), here are some power-ups to protect yourself:

  • uBlock Origin - The ultimate shield against tracking scripts and ads
  • Privacy Badger - Automatically blocks trackers that follow you across sites
  • NoScript - For the hardcore privacy warriors (blocks all JavaScript by default)
  • HTTPS Everywhere - Forces secure connections when available
  • Decentraleyes - Blocks CDN tracking and improves privacy

🛡ī¸ Built-in Privacy Protection:

This blog includes comprehensive privacy protection for ALL external content:

  • External Images - Blocked by default
  • YouTube Embeds - Blocked by default
  • Twitter Embeds - Blocked by default
  • External Audio/Video - Blocked by default
  • External Links - Still clickable but with warnings

Use the privacy toggle (bottom-right corner) to control what loads. When blocked, external content shows privacy warnings instead of loading automatically.

Pro Tip: Most modern browsers also have built-in "Enhanced Tracking Protection" or similar features. Enable them! It's like having a built-in Action Replay cartridge for privacy.

Remember: If you see an image that doesn't load or a link that seems broken, it might be your privacy tools doing their job! That's a good thing - like when your Amiga finally booted after the 47th attempt.

🎮 CONTACT & IMPRINT

Site Owner: Full Metal Mexie

Contact: Through the magic of the internet (find me on your preferred social platform)

Hosting: Self-hosted, because we're old school like that

Built with: Hugo + NES.css + 8 and 16-bit love

Final Boss Message: Your privacy matters. This site respects it. If you find any issues or have suggestions, feel free to reach out. Now go enjoy some retro gaming! 🕹ī¸